I have a confession to make. I'm not a girl.
I mean in the biological, anatomically correct sense of the word, yes, I am a female, but I don't have that innate artistic flair that most women seem to have naturally programmed into their genetic code. I'm not being sexist. It's a talent! You know when that old single guy-friend of yours finally gets a girlfriend and suddenly his rundown apartment is transformed into a space worthy of an episode on "Cribs"? That's what I'm talking about. I'm in awe of this ability. I want my home to look like that.










